"There was a brown spider living in my car. I told her to leave it, but she said she fits there. I then named her Anna and she seemed to like that.
Anna was a good nice fellow, we used to hang around a lot. I could even forget she was an animal – that's one thing I shouldn't have forgot.
One day Anna got angry and attacked me out of the blue. We fought till death and I smashed her with my shoe.